As a Security Professional, I love librarians. You guys are so warm and fuzzy and always look for the good in people..Yuck Yuck. So here I am putting this piece of shit out of the library for just being a nuisance and carrying a weapon. All in the days work for the Mighty Security Guru. But even better is when I get to work and look at the news and find out the scumbag was caught with a naked 12 year old girl in a tent. By the way he is 24. Too which everyone was in shock. But the best part of day is the day I orignally put him out of the library a librarian actually said to me, "Can't we give him a chance?"
Librarians, if you are fortunate enough to have a Professional Security Supervisor, listen to them.

When I left the police force and went inot the library security career, I thought...How hard can it be?....Holy crap! These people come to libraries and lose their damn minds. One of my first cases is a man masturbating in the stacks. We grab him and he is going to jail. I had to ask...Why the hell would you do thast in a library? The all time classic response...It is a public building! I have read through this site and I am glad to see we are not the only people suffering from the current epidemic of "Dumbassiodus". 

Recently we had to put a gentleman out for being intoxicated, My all time favorite conversation, with police all around me, of someone who suffers from Dumbassiodus......"I am going to file a loosuit against you! You have violated my constipational rights! This is descrimunumum! You have violated my 18th and 23rd Adendum Rights! 

God bless librarians and I say to all those who think librarians are overpaid, Piss off mate!